How do you know that God didn't speak to Charles Darwin?

Success is always somebody else's opinion of you; but it doesn't amount to a damn compared to your own opinion of yourself.

She has never messed up a single take yet. Recently I was in a scene and there was a table covered with a cloth. When the director said cut, I saw a black nose and two paws inching out from under the cloth. She had hidden there without making a sound until we were done with the scene. She wanted to be nearer to me.

My career has been full of remarkable coincidences that have nothing to do with me.

I'd rather make the cut in the Crosby than win another Oscar.

I was lying ten and had a thirty-five foot putt. I whispered over my shoulder: "How does this one break?" And my caddie said, "Who cares?"

I won't quit until I get run over by a truck, a producer or a critic.