I was invited to join the MGM cartoon department. But if I'd started work in animation I'd have had to take a cut in salary, so I didn't.

I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Take caution in your tone, commander. I'm a fair man, but this -- heat is making me absolutely crazy.

No issue is more compelling than the air we breathe, be it hot or cold, be it hawk or human.