I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
Kids are life's only guaranteed, bona fide upside surprise.
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
I've always had lots of friends who share my perspective - I guess you could say that I'm a guy who aggressively pursues his happiness.
I've always thought basketball was the best sport, although it wasn't the sport I was best at. It was just the most fun to watch.
Just because you're perfectionist doesn't mean you're perfect.