There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
Jack NicholsonI don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.
Jack NicholsonWomen are sort of like motorcycle gangs with me. They get really shy and polite. I don't know why.
Jack NicholsonI've always had lots of friends who share my perspective - I guess you could say that I'm a guy who aggressively pursues his happiness.
Jack Nicholson