I assume most of the characters I play are exactly like me.

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

The most difficult thing about being well known? Getting out of a hotel room at 4am.

I resist all established beliefs. My religion basically is to be immediate, to live in the now.

I never thought in terms of typing myself, because I wasn't that successful. After an actor has done a few pieces of work, his naïveté is the part of the craft he has to nurture most.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.