When you use a dialect, you worry that the people you're imitating will think you're making fun of them.

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.

If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.

The way I reacted to 9/11 was I decided I didn't want to do any movies that are sad or critical. I decided I didn't want to make my living depressing people or making them go home sick, so I just decided I wanted to do comedy for a while and study it for a while. It doesn't mean everybody should do that, but that was my reaction.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I usually don't get too bogged down with my personal problems because that's a one-way street if you get yourself into a negative frame of mind and only see the dark side of life.

Children give your life a resonance that it can't have without them.