I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself.

If I were an Arab-American, I would insist on being profiled. This is not the time for civil rights. There are larger issues for Americans.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I have to keep myself in check when I go to the kids' sports events. I sit waaay in the back. I make sure I don't do too much cheering, you know what I mean? I'm still not quite adjusted to this modern school of thought: Oh, it doesn't matter who wins. I'm not all the way there yet, but I accept it from the back row.

Sometimes a bit of distance can be very healthy. You can go away by yourself on a trip and come back very glad to be with your partner because you've cleared your head out of all the negativity.