There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad.

If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.

You're anachronistic when you know that your feelings aren't going to have any effect on anything.

I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth.

There's a tacit agreement today that the white male is the only legitimate target for any and all satire, criticism, and so forth. And we pretty much just accept it.

Life doesn't have to be about finding Osama bin Laden or becoming the president of the United States. Life is about the little things, which is one of the things you learn when you get older.

This town needs an enema!