This town needs an enema!

Women are sort of like motorcycle gangs with me. They get really shy and polite. I don't know why.

Liberalism is the right to question without being called a heretic. That's what America did for the world.

Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago.

There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad.

If you want your freedom, you have to be willing to work hard to exercise it.

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.