I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

I didn't know that my sister was really my mother until I was thirty-seven years old. But life has taught me that there have been a lot of things that I didn't know.

Sometimes a bit of distance can be very healthy. You can go away by yourself on a trip and come back very glad to be with your partner because you've cleared your head out of all the negativity.

I have to keep myself in check when I go to the kids' sports events. I sit waaay in the back. I make sure I don't do too much cheering, you know what I mean? I'm still not quite adjusted to this modern school of thought: Oh, it doesn't matter who wins. I'm not all the way there yet, but I accept it from the back row.

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.

If you think you’re attractive, you’re always attractive.

Never rub another man's rhubarb.