I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

We learn how to kiss, or to drink, talk to our buddies-all the things that you can't really teach in social studies or history-we all learn them at the movies.

You look at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.

I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.

If I go into a restaurant there's a very good chance that I'm going to spend my time being the mayor. If I want to have a good time, I'm happier having dinner here.

I did not want to be coming off the stage at the mercy of what somebody else told me I did.

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do