You can't handle the truth!

I don't believe that relationships are fixed things. People are necessarily complex and confused beings. We don't always do the right thing, say the right, and behave the same way or the way we always want to behave.

Women -- a mistake, or did He do it to us on purpose?

Because of the way the business is structured, I have sometimes turned down scripts that I might otherwise have accepted had I known who was directing them.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

A lot of people in the middle of their lives have a secret yearning for more romance.