I go to see maybe seven films a year at the most, and since I only go to see the best, it follows that I very rarely see my own.

I go to see maybe seven films a year at the most, and since I only go to see the best, it follows that I very rarely see my own.

Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him.

The only two things you can truly depend upon are gravity and greed.

I used to be six foot four. Now that I'm old, I slouch. So, I'm six foot three.

One of the most important reasons for living is to do something - live outside of yourself and put together an idea, an idea that you want to explore and then complete... Awaken your creative sensitivities!

Studio press agents make up anything they want to, and reporters go along with it. One flack created the legend that I had been blown up in an air crash during the war, and my face had to be put back together by way of plastic surgery. If it is a 'bionic face,' why didn't they do a better job of it?