I think my biggest achievement is that, after going through a rather difficult time, I consider myself comparatively sane.

Once you can express yourself, you can tell the world what you want from it. All the changes in the world, for good or evil, were first brought about by words.

I want minimum information given with maximum politeness.

You have only one chance to raise your child.

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.

Now, I think that I should have known that he was magic all along. I did know it - but I should have guessed that it would be too much to ask to grow old with and see our children grow up together. So now, he is a legend when he would have preferred to be a man.

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.