Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

I want minimum information given with maximum politeness.

Being away from home gave me a chance to look at myself with a jaundiced eye

You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it.

[To Oleg Cassini:] Just make sure no one has exactly the same dress I do ... I want all of mine to be original & no fat little woman hopping around in the same dress.

In the event you bungle elevating your sons or daughters, I do not imagine regardless of what else you are doing nicely issues very considerably.

I will tell you one thing. They will never drag me out like a little old widow like they did Mrs. Wilson when President Wilson died. I will never be used that way.