Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

If school days are the happiest days of your life, I'm hanging myself with my skip-rope tonight.

The children have been a wonderful gift to me, and I'm thankful to have once again seen our world through their eyes. They restore my faith in the family's future.

I am a woman above everything else.

If you cut people off from what nourishes them spiritually, something in them dies.

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.