Forget what life used to be, you are what you choose to be. It's whatever it is you see that life will become.

Looking out at the road rushing under my wheels. Looking back at the years gone by like so many summer fields.

Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what.

I let her do some of my laundry and she slipped in a few meals in between, and next thing I remember, she was all moved in.

My forays into trying to date girls my own age from the school I went to were all pretty tortured.

I love to read. I love to stretch. In the morning, I get up, and if I'm not in a hurry, I will lie on the floor on a rug, look through some books and magazines, and maybe listen to music and try to do stretching exercises to tune up.

Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.