But when you know that you've got a real friend somewhere, suddenly all the others are so much easier to bear.

Like, What is the least often heard sentence in the English language? That would be: Say, isn't that the banjo player's Porsche parked outside?

I let her do some of my laundry and she slipped in a few meals in between, and next thing I remember, she was all moved in.

They sell us the President the same way they sell us our clothes and cars.

Very often it's really inconvenient - who you fall in love with. You can't really control it.

Lighten up while you still can, don't even try to understand. Just find a place to make your stand, and take it easy.

When you've found another soul who see's in to your own...take good care of each other..and remember to be kind.