Music is the only thing keeping the planet together

Music is in the air; it's my job to pull it out.

A chimpanzee could learn what I do physically, but it goes way beyond that. When you play, you play life.

I took the frets out of my bass after I was getting into jazz a lot and I wanted to have that upright sound.

Women and rhythm-section first!?

Trumpets! Can you bring your... uh... extracurricular tubing necessities next rehearsal?

I'm not a star. I'm just backing up the cats.