I took the frets out of my bass after I was getting into jazz a lot and I wanted to have that upright sound.

Music is the only thing keeping the planet together

Trumpets! Can you bring your... uh... extracurricular tubing necessities next rehearsal?

I'm not a star. I'm just backing up the cats.

The secret to the sound is to drop the bass on the floor!

Women and rhythm-section first!?

Music is in the air; it's my job to pull it out.