If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises.
If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.
I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing.
Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.
The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.
Even a poor tour guide is entitled to some happiness.