I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing.

Much as constitutional guarantees of press freedom do little good for prospective publishers if they do not have access to paper or ink, the right to aid in dying is strikingly useless if nobody is willing to help.

This is how most stories end in the hospital. Not with crash carts and sirens and electric shocks to the chest, but with an empty room, a crisp white bed, silence.

The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.

If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises.

Marriage is like a series of opposing reflections, inverse images getting ever smaller like nesting dolls, each one of your trying to squeeze yourself smaller to fit inside the hopes of the other, until one of you cracks or stops existing.

Most people are far more concerned that they can control their own bodies than they are about petitioning Congress.