Catholic extremism should be resisted as fiercely at home as we oppose the Taliban abroad.

I would prefer to believe that a market in fetal organs would empower women to use their reproductive capabilities to their own economic advantage.

I can handle being married for my money; it's being married for my life insurance that gives me pause.

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.

Such is the demographic paradox of a junior physician's relationship with his patients: I worry about how to extend their lives. This anxiety inevitably shortens my own.

A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys.

Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke.