Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke.

Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.

The most dangerous ideas are not those that challenge the status quo. The most dangerous ideas are those so embedded in the status quo, so wrapped in a cloud of inevitability, that we forget they are ideas at all.

Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key to happiness is finding the one person with whom you share the same internal chronometer.

Even a poor tour guide is entitled to some happiness.

I can handle being married for my money; it's being married for my life insurance that gives me pause.

Much as constitutional guarantees of press freedom do little good for prospective publishers if they do not have access to paper or ink, the right to aid in dying is strikingly useless if nobody is willing to help.