I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks

Sometimes you might be a fan of bands but you don't know where they're from.

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you.

I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

I was sitting here without a shirt on, absentmindedly scratching my back with a pen for about five minutes and I just looked in the mirror and saw that I had drawn a nice mural on my back. It looks kind of like a map of Wyoming, with all the rivers and mountain ranges, or maybe a portrait of Bob Marley. Yes. Tablature

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.