You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions.

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks

I still skate occasionally but last time I did, at our show in Hanford, I did a 360 frontside varial over our rolled-up banner and broke every damn bone in my body. Ok, I only broke one bone. Well, I didn't break any bones, but I could have!

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do

I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!

I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.