I was sitting here without a shirt on, absentmindedly scratching my back with a pen for about five minutes and I just looked in the mirror and saw that I had drawn a nice mural on my back. It looks kind of like a map of Wyoming, with all the rivers and mountain ranges, or maybe a portrait of Bob Marley. Yes. Tablature

I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks

You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions.

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you.

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do

I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

To just write one song to then go and play huge festivals all around the world it's exciting and it's never really been the case.