I would want to go to the future, 25 years in the future, and see if the Cubs ever win a World Series.

I view cats as more like wild animals. We feed it, but a lot of times it's not eating the food because it's murdering other animals outside and eating their meat.

It's a really weird feeling when you write something and you really know it and then you watch actors come in and do it.

You know, what 'New Girl' is doing is they're bringing in really cool people. These are home-run people who aren't your typical guest-star-type people.

I prefer to work with first-time directors.

Sometimes, when you work with directors who have done it a lot and are established in the business and know the game, there are all these rules that they have. First-time directors will allow you to come in with choices. They're not so jaded by actors that they're like, 'Ugh, just do your job, man.

I always thought, if you're gonna do TV, you want to play a straight, solid, pillar-of-the-show kind of guy.