I would want to go to the future, 25 years in the future, and see if the Cubs ever win a World Series.
Jake M. JohnsonI like fictional stories - like, things that never happened but the seed of it starts as real.
Jake M. JohnsonI had a lot of bad jobs but the one big internship I had is I interned for 'SNL' when I was 21 years old and that was the joke. You intern there and you think man, I'm going to be with the writers and the great comedians. Then you're getting everybody sandwiches and then the doors close and then all the great creatives are doing the work.
Jake M. JohnsonIf I'm in a bar and I gotta be sitting next to some clown who's like, "It's my tune," I don't want to hear you belt out Bruce Springsteen. That's why we have jukeboxes! Let's let Bruce be Bruce.
Jake M. Johnson