When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them.

If I were a teacher, I would like to teach freshman English - so I could be the Robin Williams type in Dead Poets Society. I wanna be that guy. I couldn't teach seniors because they'd be smarter than me.

My brother was an improviser. He's now a lobbyist, but he used to perform improv in the city when he was in high school, and one of the funniest guys I know to this day.

If I'm not directing it, I need to be right in the director's ear so we can be talking about this." You do something like use the wrong music, the tone's off, and everything feels off". And I was like, "I'm not going down with this one. I wrote it, but I don't like that play." Then I thought, "Well, no one's producing my stuff, letting me star in it, and direct it at these theaters, so I'll just do them in comedy clubs."

I always thought, if you're gonna do TV, you want to play a straight, solid, pillar-of-the-show kind of guy.

I got really into writing plays. I did that for years and years and got some produced and didn't like it as much when I wasn't able to control it.

I don't believe in karaoke. Let's let the singers sing.