Don't ascribe to evil what can be attributed to well-intentioned stupidity.

I think that nonexistent mythological creature just broke some of your toes," Jack said. Oh, shut up," said Charles

A choice with no consequences has no value. Making a choice knowing there will be consequences, and being willing to bear them, is what distinguishes the right choices from the wrong ones.

Prayers aren't for the deity...They're for you, to recommit yourself to what you believe.

Just because I'm a murdering, thieving, cowardly, traitorous sort doesn't mean I can't do my job properly.

You're a very odd man," said Bert. "I get that more often than you'd think," replied Charles.

Never, ever, sacrifice what you want the most, for what you want the most at that moment.