Don't ascribe to evil what can be attributed to well-intentioned stupidity.
Live deliberately. Decide: are you the kind of person things happen to, or the kind of person who makes things happen?
If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign.
Jack," said Charles, "he's making up words again." "Yes," Jack replied, "but he's getting better at it, don't you think?
Discipline, Norah. If you're going to taunt them, remember to stick out your tongue.
A choice with no consequences has no value. Making a choice knowing there will be consequences, and being willing to bear them, is what distinguishes the right choices from the wrong ones.