Thank God that I had the ability to understand that I had a different beat and that I was a drummer.

I named my new son James Joseph Brown II. I think he's going to be a lot better than I was.

I'm twice as old, but I feel good.

Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he's got it all.

I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick.

Sometimes, you like to let the hair do the talking!

You got to use what you got to get just what you want.