I think the best thing about being James Brown is looking at my little son. Hopefully I can make my son a role model to a lot of people.

Don't let nobody take care of your business better than you.

I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy!

I'm twice as old, but I feel good.

Some like them fat, some like them tall, some like them short, skinny legs and all. I like them all.

You're like a dull knife, just ain't cuttin', just talkin' loud and saying nothing

When you touch me, good God.