I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy!

If you don't get it the first time, back up and try it again.

You're like a dull knife, it just ain't cutting.

Thank God that I had the ability to understand that I had a different beat and that I was a drummer.

You can't teach others if you are living the same way.

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.