Take those kids and raise them up, teach them how to drink out of a righteous cup.

Like Christ said, love thee one another. I learned to do that, and I learned to respect and be appreciative and thankful for what I had.

I don't know karate, but I know crazy.

I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick.

I only got a seventh-grade education, but I have a doctorate in funk, and I like to put that to good use

Some like them fat, some like them tall, some like them short, skinny legs and all. I like them all.

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.