I've outdone anyone you can name - Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Strauss. Irving Berlin, he wrote 1,001 tunes. I wrote 5,500.

You're like a dull knife, it just ain't cutting.

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.

You got to use what you got to get just what you want.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

My expectations of other people, I double them on myself.

Sometimes I feel like I'm a preacher as well, 'cause I can really get into an audience.