I used to think like Moses. That knocked me down for a couple years and put me in prison. Then I start thinking like Job. Job waited and became the wealthiest and richest man ever 'cause he believed in God.

I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick.

For goodness sake, look at those cakes.

I taught them everything they know, but not everything I know.

I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy!

I only got a seventh-grade education, but I have a doctorate in funk, and I like to put that to good use

Our silence is deafening and deadly.