When I'm on stage, I'm trying to do one thing: bring people joy. Just like church does. People don't go to church to find trouble, they go there to lose it.

It's a Man's Man's Man's World

I had to tell about my colonic, which expresses the fact why I'm so neat today as opposed to a few years ago. I never knew that the weight made that much difference.

I'm not going to be joining ZZ Top. You know they can't play my stuff. It's too complicated.

Music has to breathe and sweat. You have to play it live.

I've been knocked down a lot of times.

I did the thing with bonds, which was about 30 million dollars, and didn't get none of the money on them.