You're like a dull knife, just ain't cuttin', just talkin' loud and saying nothing

Sometimes, you like to let the hair do the talking!

You got to use what you got to get just what you want.

When I'm on stage, I'm trying to do one thing: bring people joy.

I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick.

I'm not going to be joining ZZ Top. You know they can't play my stuff. It's too complicated.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.