You're like a dull knife, just ain't cuttin', just talkin' loud and saying nothing

I did the thing with bonds, which was about 30 million dollars, and didn't get none of the money on them.

If you don't get it the first time, back up and try it again.

I don't know karate, but I know crazy.

You can't teach others if you are living the same way.

I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick.

Thank God for the journey.