Sometimes I feel like I'm a preacher as well, 'cause I can really get into an audience.

We can never be like it was at Penn State with Joe Paterno. That was an anomaly in an of itself.

I taught them everything they know, but not everything I know.

The white horse of heroin will ride you to hell.

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.

I'm not going to be joining ZZ Top. You know they can't play my stuff. It's too complicated.

I had to tell about my colonic, which expresses the fact why I'm so neat today as opposed to a few years ago. I never knew that the weight made that much difference.