I'll see a beautiful girl walking up to me and I'll think, Oh, my God, I can't believe my good luck. But then she'll say, 'Where's your son?' or 'My mother loves you'.

Observe the masses and do the opposite

Sometimes it seems like this is the choice - either kick ass or kiss ass.

I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago.

I had great, great times as a Little League coach. People were talking about me quitting acting, and they would say, What about your creative juices? Coaching is creative, because you could take a kid who thought he wasn't any good and, within four minutes, change his mind. And I didn't have to wait six months for them to put music to it.

People are always backing up when I'm just going to shake their hands.

I went to a shrink once, but I caught him going to a fortune-teller so I quit.