My kid was a great baseball player. I thought I had it made. Front-row seats at Yankee Stadium. Then he turned sixteen and wanted to be a rapper.

Sure, I want to be the best actor in the world. But my life is my family, my son, my friends. I don't know how anyone can find fault with that.

What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference.

I had great, great times as a Little League coach. People were talking about me quitting acting, and they would say, What about your creative juices? Coaching is creative, because you could take a kid who thought he wasn't any good and, within four minutes, change his mind. And I didn't have to wait six months for them to put music to it.

I've been lucky. The critics never went out of their way to single me out for doing bad work.

Sometimes it seems like this is the choice - either kick ass or kiss ass.

The most talented people are always the nicest.