People are always backing up when I'm just going to shake their hands.

My acting technique is to look up at God just before the camera rolls and say, 'Give me a break.'

I went to a shrink once, but I caught him going to a fortune-teller so I quit.

No matter what heights you achieve, even if you're Brad Pitt, the slide is coming, sure as death and taxes.

My least favorite phrase in the English language is 'I don't care.'

Actors have bodyguards and entourages not because anybody wants to hurt them - who would want to hurt an actor? - but because they want to get recognized. God forbid someone doesn't recognize them.

I had great, great times as a Little League coach. People were talking about me quitting acting, and they would say, What about your creative juices? Coaching is creative, because you could take a kid who thought he wasn't any good and, within four minutes, change his mind. And I didn't have to wait six months for them to put music to it.