Sometimes it seems like this is the choice - either kick ass or kiss ass.

People are always backing up when I'm just going to shake their hands.

No matter what heights you achieve, even if you're Brad Pitt, the slide is coming, sure as death and taxes.

What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference.

I'll see a beautiful girl walking up to me and I'll think, Oh, my God, I can't believe my good luck. But then she'll say, 'Where's your son?' or 'My mother loves you'.

I never did anything else. In college I switched majors every two weeks, and acting was the only thing that held my interest.

Observe the masses and do the opposite