I went to a shrink once, but I caught him going to a fortune-teller so I quit.
To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.
I lost my passion for work. No, that's a negative statement. I just had a bigger passion for something else, for my son, and growing up with him.
You have to be very careful when you let someone win.
I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid.
What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference.