I went to a shrink once, but I caught him going to a fortune-teller so I quit.
Observe the masses and do the opposite
You're the only one who's closing your eyes at night. There's no one else who can do it for you.
My least favorite phrase in the English language is 'I don't care.'
I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid.
People are always backing up when I'm just going to shake their hands.