There's nothing more boring than actors talking about acting.

There are a lot of guys in Hollywood who clap you on the back just a little too hard.

Someone's always saying, "It's not whether you win or lose," but if you feel that way, you're as good as dead.

One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was only fifteen, went over with a baseball bat to kill him. I was laughing out of one eye and crying out of the other. I thought, Who am I kidding?

My least favorite phrase in the English language is 'I don't care.'

I'm sort of a Walter Mitty. I got fewer brain cells than most people, so when I got friendly with cowboys, I started rodeoing. When I was calf-roping, there was something about the dirt that made me feel clean.

You're the only one who's closing your eyes at night. There's no one else who can do it for you.