A man who can laugh at himself is truly blessed, for he will never lack for amusement.

If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The face is always on its own.

If the devil ever raised a garden, the Everglades was it.

History is a story of violence at work. It all comes down to the old saw that, however much you can gain with a kind word, you can gain more with a kind word and a gun.

A man who can laugh at himself is truly blessed, for he will never lack for amusement.

If you’re afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you’re not really fit to advocate for them.

Violence is the most elemental truth of life. It's the central shaper of history, the ultimate determiner of whether A or B is going to get his way.