If you’re afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you’re not really fit to advocate for them.

If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The face is always on its own.

Men tend to remember the best things about the women they've loved and to forget the worst, which is why so many men make the same mistakes with women again and again. Women tend to forget the best things about the men they've loved and to remember the worst, which is why so many women become bitter about men.

If the devil ever raised a garden, the Everglades was it.

If you’re afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you’re not really fit to advocate for them.

The greatest tragedy that can befall a man is never to know who he really is.

A man who can laugh at himself is truly blessed, for he will never lack for amusement.