There's a simple doctrine. Outside of a person's love the most sacred thing they can give is their labor. Labor is a very precious thing you have and any time you can combined labor and love you've really made a match.

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

Truth is relative. Truth is what you can make the voter believe is the truth. If you're smart enough, truth is what you make the voter think it is. That's why I'm a Democrat. I can make the Democratic voters think whatever I want them to.

I think Ralph Nader is the biggest liar in American politics when he said it didn't matter who was president.

If you want to be angry at Gore, be angry at him for not fighting harder in Florida.

Sometimes the right thing gets done for the wrong reason and sometimes, unfortunately, the wrong thing gets done for the right reason.