All the wrong people are against it, so it must be right.

You know, back in 2000 a Republican friend of mine warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched. You know what: I did vote for Al Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true.

I think that America will not trust a party to defend America that isn't willing to defend itself.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

The only politician in America I know with a man-date is Jim McGreevey.

Truth is relative. Truth is what you can make the voter believe is the truth. If you're smart enough, truth is what you make the voter think it is. That's why I'm a Democrat. I can make the Democratic voters think whatever I want them to.

We should not run away from religious teachings. We should run to them.