When you become famous, being famous becomes your profession.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

The country feels like it's entitled to abuse this state and forget about us, and we are sick of it.

Republicans now have their own network in Fox, so guys who don't like to answer questions, like Trent Lott, have a place to go to hit softballs.

Sometimes a mind is like a mouth: you just got to shut it.

You know, back in 2000 a Republican friend of mine warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched. You know what: I did vote for Al Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true.