When you become famous, being famous becomes your profession.

You are sitting here defending an assault on American democracy. Somebody probably said nice things about anybody at a given point. This is an unprecedented event that was done at the behest of the House Republicans that was leaked to the press by the House Republicans.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

Every day Catholics prove that you can be a good Catholic and a good Democrat and have a different position from the Church on abortion.

The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

When you become famous, being famous becomes your profession.