If you say three things, you don't say anything.

You have to have sharp elbows if you want to change something.

I was against gay marriage until I realized I didn't have to get one.

Sometimes the right thing gets done for the wrong reason and sometimes, unfortunately, the wrong thing gets done for the right reason.

Sometimes a mind is like a mouth: you just got to shut it.

You know, back in 2000 a Republican friend of mine warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched. You know what: I did vote for Al Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.